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However, there were a few scenes of the shark just chomping nothing as the water is slowly tinted red. Again, it looked fake, but the bar's low with these. When they took the time to animate the victim actually getting torn apart, I was loving it. The attacks were something of a mixed bag. On a technical level, it runs that perfect mid-line for these flicks: very obviously CGI, but more than passable for this kind of movie. Who cares where it came from, we just want to watch it eat some hoochies. Even its origin was simple enough: two-headed animals are known to exist (essentially a form of conjoined twin), this one just happened to survive to adulthood. It's just a really big shark that happens to have two heads. Our filmmakers took this concept and ran with it. The biggest thing sharkophiles always rave about is how simple of a creature sharks are. Now stranded at sea, the students notice a nearby atoll and head ashore to search for some scrap parts to repair their boat, and with twenty-three morsels wandering about, that mutant shark readies itself for a smorgasbord.
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While Frank is trying to dislodge it, our two-headed buddy shows up for the free meal, and its involvement forces its dinner into the boat's propeller. Speaking of sharks, their vessel just slammed into a huge one, and it's trapped on the front. Among them is roidhead Cole (Geoff Ward), know-it-all Paul (David Gellegos) and Kate (Brooke Hogan), a tomboy who took the semester as a means to overcome her hydrophobia, brought on by a childhood shark encounter. Along with his wife, Anne (Carmen Electra), and Frank's co-captain, Laura (Morgan Thompson), the class consists of twenty students.
Our appetites now whetted, we catch up with Professor Frank Babbish's (Charlie O'Connell) semester at sea course. Two women are wake-boarding, pulling flips, when out of nowhere, a monstrous shark with two heads catches up from behind and devours them.
Fortunately, that's all I wanted from it. Shit story, shit acting, it's basically hoping to get by on a poorly-rendered monster and a castful of bikinis.
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It's a movie that caters to the lowest common denominator.
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